Shall never see

I think that I shall never see
Honey made without a bee
I think that I shall never see
Jackson slap his pet monkey
I think that I shall never see
A singing fly or dancing flee
I think that I shall never see
My dog run up a maple tree
I think that I shall never see
100 chinese without a Lee
I think that I shall never see
A rhino learn to water ski
I think that I shall never see
A cowboy greet without howdee
I think that I shall never see
O.J. with a guilty plea
I think that I shall never see
A nite I don't get up to pee
I think that I shall never see
A sense of humor as bad as me